Let’s be real—there’s always that one woman who walks by, and for a split second, you forget how to breathe. You catch a glimpse of her, and suddenly, all your thoughts are a little less PG-13 and a lot more rated R. That’s right, the lust is REAL. But here’s the thing—just because she’s fine doesn’t mean you should let your hormones run wild. Control that!
I get it. It’s hard. You’re sitting there trying to have a normal conversation, and your mind is somewhere between “Can we just talk about the weather?” and “What would it be like if I gave her the best 10 minutes of her life?” But listen, just because she’s blessed with the kind of beauty that makes angels jealous, doesn’t mean you should act like a damn animal.
Remember, controlling lust is an art form—like a Jedi mind trick for your genitals. You’ve gotta acknowledge the beauty, respect her as a person, and remind yourself that she’s not a walking buffet you need to devour the second you lay eyes on her. Yes, she’s fine, but you can’t lose your damn mind every time she passes by. Take a breath. Take a step back. If you’re not careful, you’ll be the guy who drools all over himself and ends up in the “you’re embarrassing” zone.
So, here’s the plan: Keep your composure, compliment her like a human being, and show respect—not like you’re ready to jump into her DMs with some ridiculous pickup line about how her smile is “like the sunrise.” You’ve gotta be the kind of guy who respects her enough to not let your hormones write your script. Control that horny. Remember, lust is temporary, but being a respectful human being? That’s the real flex.
But damn, she is fine though.


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