Let’s cut the bullshit—Boston women have some of the worst attitudes on the planet. The level of entitlement, arrogance, and straight-up delusion is beyond laughable. They walk around like they’re God’s gift to the city, looking down on everyone like they’re untouchable, when in reality, most of them are just painfully average with overinflated egos.

Try making eye contact? They act like you just insulted their entire bloodline. Say hello? You’ll get an eye roll or, at best, an expression that screams, “Why is this peasant speaking to me?” The audacity is insane. These women genuinely believe they are out of every man’s league, yet bring absolutely nothing to the table besides an attitude problem and a love for overpriced cocktails.

And don’t even get me started on the dating scene. These women expect a guy to be rich, ripped, and socially powerful, but what do they offer in return? Bad conversation, zero personality, and a checklist of demands that would make a Fortune 500 CEO look underqualified. They’re not looking for relationships—they’re looking for someone to fund their delusions of grandeur.

Boston women mistake rudeness for confidence and being standoffish for being “independent.” Newsflash: there’s a difference between having standards and being an insufferable asshole. The truth is, they’re not as hot, interesting, or untouchable as they think. They just live in a bubble where their egos are constantly inflated by equally delusional friends and an overpriced city that makes them feel more important than they actually are.

So, to the women of Boston—get over yourselves. You’re not royalty, and most of you wouldn’t last five minutes in a place where people actually value real connections over fake status.